Proclaim your pride with this multipack of vibrant labels, perfect for sewing in to any project that’s made you lose sleep. You toiled over those seams- now you get to bask in their glory.

The Recognizing Perfection multipack contains 8 woven labels:
4 say ‘BEHOLD! My superb crotch’;
4 say ‘BEHOLD! My excellent armpits’.
Both sets of labels are single sided.

Labels have a centre fold, and measure 1″ x 1 1/8″ folded and 1 x 2 1/4 unfolded. They have a seam allowance of about 1/4 inches and are meant to be sewn into a seam or a facing, but you’re (of course) welcome to do whatever you want.

Made in the Netherlands, designed and packaged in New Zealand. Designs are sometimes looked at critically by a Malaysian living in Melbourne.